the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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