I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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