She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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