He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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