we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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