singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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