Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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