Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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