Please, let me fuck your mom
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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