It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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