David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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