During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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