so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
