I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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