normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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