Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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