their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
