okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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