I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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