i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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