I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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