I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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