im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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