Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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