after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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