Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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