Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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