every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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