Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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