do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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