i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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