Is it normal to miss your booty call?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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