its not stalking. its research.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
