READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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