1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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