quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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