You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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