Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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