she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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