Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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