i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
