how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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