He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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