im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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