Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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