Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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