Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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