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Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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