This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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