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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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(931): View more from Tennessee

there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast

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(850): View more from Florida

She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn

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(630): View more from Illinois

I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson

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(713): View more from Texas

Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying

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